Big EGGG

"Oi there M8! Got a loicense for stabbin' that knoife in me chest?"

- Big Eggg upon being stabbed. ""Who do you think came first, the egg, or the chicken?" "i dunno, the egg, i guess" "Was thinking the same...""

- Who came first?

Appearance
"Now That's a Big Egg" is a (a vaguely egg-like creature) AN EXTREMELY HOSTILE AND ANIMATE ENTITY WITH DANGEROUS NATURAL WEAPONRY, IT RESEMBLES AN ... E-EGG!!! BUT JUST DON'T GET CLOSER TO IT, IT STARTS MUTATING AND DEVELOPING SOME E-EXTRA LIMB-S... AND WILL EVENTUALLY ATTACK THE APPROACHER UNTIL FULL TERMINATION OF THE SAID VICTIM, DEAR GOD-

Caution
JUST WHATEVER YOU DO, '''DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY AGITATING IT, IT BECOMES EVEN MORE POWERFUL, RESEARCHES HAVE INDICATING THAT IT IS AT LEAST MULTI-GALACTIC IN ATTACK P-P-POTENCY!!! Don't believe me? IT HAS LITERALLY SCOOPED UP A LARGE PORTION OF THE UNIVERSE IT INHABITS WITH A GIGANTIC SPOON!'''

Update Log, 2019, November 3rd : Looks like it hates getting stabbed without a license, since when the hell was there ever a license for stabbing?!

Update Log, 2020, January 4th : WE DID IT! We finally managed to terminate the only available instance of EGG CREATURE! Finally, we can now contain it's dead body for tests...

Update Log, 2021, 27 February : FRICK! THE INSTANCE RESURRRECTED AND IS NOW MORE DANGEROUS AND ANIMATE, WE CAN'T RECONTAIN IT! WE TRIED OUR BEST, HUMANITY IS DEAD...!

Trivia

 * This is a joke page, and is not intended to be a serious fanon Trevor Henderson creature.
 * It thinks the egg came first, which is true considering dino eggs came before chickens, but it is neutral to people who think the chicken came first.


 * The EGGpng.png somebody found a way to contain the loose resurrected egg, immediately f***ing tell me!